Okay, we’ve borne the brunt of every smarmy guitarist or lead singer who think he or she is the epitome of wittiness for reciting a drummer joke we’ve already heard thousands of times.
It’s time to get even. Give me your best guitarist, bassist, keyboardist, singer, or even clarinetist jokes. I’ll get it started:
Q: How does a guitarist change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.