Non-Drummer Jokes

Posted: September 30, 2010 12:31 PM

Andy Doerschuk_1

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Okay, we’ve borne the brunt of every smarmy guitarist or lead singer who think he or she is the epitome of wittiness for reciting a drummer joke we’ve already heard thousands of times.

It’s time to get even. Give me your best guitarist, bassist, keyboardist, singer, or even clarinetist jokes. I’ll get it started:

Q: How does a guitarist change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Posted: September 30, 2010 03:35 PM

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Does this count as a joke?

Posted: September 30, 2010 04:38 PM

Dan Cunningham

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So this singer has his own P.A. system…

Posted: September 30, 2010 05:05 PM

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Dan Cunningham - 30 September 2010 04:38 PM

So this singer has his own P.A. system…

LOL

Posted: November 16, 2010 10:11 AM

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Oh, that’s good.

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Posted: November 17, 2010 12:32 PM

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David Pak - 30 September 2010 03:35 PM

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Does this count as a joke?

HAHA I do that kinda thing with the vocoder’s at GC all the time lol

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Posted: November 17, 2010 12:33 PM

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I dont think this qualifies as a joke but we tell our bass player to quit being lazy and put water on the stage for the rest of us

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