yup fallen off a stage,
walked off a stage carrying my kick drum, almost broke my shin (but saved the drum)
twisted an ankle walking with a kick drum off a ramp
knocked BOTH sticks out of my hands at one time LIVE in front of about 2,000 people
hit myself in the privates with a stick while playing
knocked my glasses off my face with a stick during a clinic
and ALMOST shit myself on stage one nite while on tour with the flu, almost!!!
worst gig ever - when you play for the club staff only!!
happened more than a few times over the last few decades
oh yeah - worst musical screwup was when i played in Crisis and it was my first gig with the band, and i absolutely couldn’t hear the guitar, and i had no idea where we were during this chaotic part of a tune, and i was forced to actually stop the song, and start again.
fortunately, that’s happened only once in my lifetime!!