BY ANDY DOERSCHUK
Want to get to know your neighbors better? Grown tired of the painted walls in your house and too lazy to scrape and sand? Is your hearing just too good? Drum sticks copping an attitude of unbreakable invincibility? Well we’ve got just the thing for you. “Disasterpiece” from Slipknot’s release Iowa is … well, it’s Slipknot … and it’s some extreme, hardcore bashing that will leave your arms numb, your legs locked, your knuckles bleeding, and your ears begging for mercy. If you can keep up with Jordison through this track, step away from the kit and seek medical attention. Notice all the black dots on this page? That’s what your drumheads are about to look like. Now go freak out.